Alan and I went to the movies this weekend! We went to see "Hot Tub Time Machine." The last movie we saw was "This Is It." That was a great movie, Hot Tub Time Machine was not. It kills me to say this, too, because you all know how much I love the 80s. When I heard about this movie, I knew I had to convince Alan to go with me. I mean hello 80s, time machine, awesome soundtrack...Oh man it was not good. At all.
I know, I know...What did I really expect from a movie called Hot Tub Time Machine? It was very predictable and cheesy. That didn't bother me as much as the constant dropping of F bombs, crude humor, nudity and raunchy sex scenes.
For those of you planning to see the film, please stop reading now in order to not spoil the film for yourself. *SPOILERS*
This movie should've been rated X. Seriously.
There was sex in beds, sex in hot tubs, sexual acts in bars, horrible language, 4 men in a hot tub (all naked), drug use, gambling, male on male oral, naked boobs and butts galore. Did I mention male on male oral???? Plus, there is a nasty scene with what appears to be sperm all over a guys face. It's all very very bad. I left there feeling dirty and embarrassed that we paid to see such filth. Even if it was only a matinee charge.
The soundtrack was cool. That's about it. Oh, and I do love John Cusack. But, I'd skip it if I were you. Or at least wait until it comes out on DVD.
You should've seen Alan's face when the credits finally started rolling. I wonder how many Star Wars or Superman movies I'm going to have to watch to make up for this bomb? Seriously.
7 comments:
I had a feeling it might be bad I hate that we watched The Box over the weekend I hated it I felt like I had wasted 2 hours of my life!
Carrie
Yikes! I like me some crude humor, but that sounds like something that should be on Cinemax late at night! I will stick to The Pirate Movie!
xoxo~Meg
Eww! That is too bad as I had thought it would be hilarious as well. :( And I love John Cusack!
I went to see Date Night and it was hilarious, I recommend that one.
And Meg, I LOVE The Pirate Movie!! :)
Thanks for letting me know not to go see this or even rent it.
I kinda wanted to see it because of the 80's too.
Ugh it sounds awful!! Sorry you wasted your money on awful filth! I watched a really bad movie the other night too, "World's Greatest Dad" with Robin Williams... don't waste your time on that either! Thanks for letting us know about the movie, so now I can warn my hubby to skip it! <3 Sonja
OLOLOLOLOL (im still laughing) I could have told you this movie would be horrid. I couldnt even finsih watching the previews it looked so bad. I am so sorry you had to sit through it. yuck! Love ya!!!
xoxo,
Lindsay
Not inspired to see this movie at ALL!
I am looking forward to Sex and the City 2 and Jennifer Lopez's movie that comes out next Friday, BackUp Plan.
Chick movies!!
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